Take your Funkos out of the box, people. Did you learn nothing from the Toy Story movies?

Take your Funkos out of the box, people. Did you learn nothing from the Toy Story movies?

Garlic powder isn’t as big of an improvement as onion powder (or, better yet, onion salt).

Little man, no. You’re 16, but you can make better choices.

The pizza that gets talked about most in Chicago—at least by hotel concierges—might be deep dish, but most native Chicagoans actually opt for tavern-style pizza, such as the pies at Vito & Nick’s. It’s characterized by a thin, almost cake-y crust, topped with sausage and cheese and cut into a criss-cross square…

Italian pizza is a crushing disappointment to nearly everyone who’s grown up on American pizza.

Every city thinks it’s the best in America

Rewatching Stranger Things with my son last night, when Bob asked if anyone else knew BASIC, I wanted to chuckle that obviously everyone knows that and then realized I am so very, very old.

Isn’t Hamilton the Hamilton of the MAGA crowd? Or have we now decided that the literal Founding Fathers didn’t make America sufficiently great?

In all areas of human sexuality, in my experience, kids want to know far less than adults think they do. Start with simple explanations and keep adding detail until it’s clear the kid would rather be playing Roblox or whatever, and stop.

“Because he has romantic love for that man, not for women. Some people love their…

Go eat at the place Dad always wants to go to, but always gets outvoted on. 

I’ve been drooling over this dish since I saw Anthony Bourdain’s Szichuan episode extolling it.

No, they just outsource to stringers and freelancers, both American and foreign national, who do all the work without any of the support network, often dying for their trouble, like James Foley.

/debbiedowner

No, that part’s spot on.

Now tell us about how great Stamps.com is.

Fraction continues Brian Michael Bendis’ excellent work with the Daily Planetbullpen, and Lieber’s character acting shines as Jimmy clashes with his superiors.

Picking a fight with someone who’s 81 would be fucked up.

Hold on, Bill Cosby, you say?

Let’s go, old man.

What crazy ass part of the country did you grow up in?

And are there warning signs posted at the border?

I have a friend who cannot stop complaining that every X-movie doesn’t feature the X-babies.

If I’m going to be responsible for knowing what commenters’ previous opinions on things were, that should have been indicated on the syllabus.

Did you see Shazam? He’s going to be in the sequel.