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Yeah, there should be a separate list for “good at acting, bad at picking roles.”

There sure are a lot of Oscar winners on that list.

Yeah, but they’d have to flip the script and have the kids from the theoretically superior future movies trying to rein in their shitty parents.

“Wait, you let a bunch of school kids die to save your secret identity?”

Well, part of that was intentional for the plot.

Well, now I want to see that, so long as we get Patrick Warburton in there as well.

My wife and I have recently discovered that almost anything that’s normally seasoned with salt is better when seasoned with onion salt. (Tater tots and French fries especially.)

More onions, please.

Alternate route: Give your kids a substantial allowance early on in life, and don’t buy them gifts other than for their birthday and seasonal holiday of your choice, forcing them to make choices about discretionary spending. Also be transparent, not stupidly embarrassed, about household finances, so they understand

The DCEU has a long way to go before they could pull off Kingdom Come.

And even then, since Kingdom Come was a commentary on 1990s comics, it’d have to have some substantial changes, beyond having enough characters that viewers care about enough to see them old and seeing their younger successors turn out to be rotten

My issue with the movie is the grafted-on standard romantic triangle plot line, which is both cliched and firmly in opposition to the tone of the rest of Hitchhikers, where not getting the girl is more in keeping with how things work in the universe.

That said, most of the stuff people don’t like about the movie were

There is no definitive The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy—or rather, the “definitive” version of the story is often whichever one an Adams fan encountered first.

I am now very confused about my feelings about Punky Brewster.

- Tile, via the Find My update.

What does this mean for the Netflix version?

It’s hard to believe that Microsoft doesn’t see keeping this running and available to be worth the financial outlay to do so.

Sam and Max or the Jurassic Park games, sure, but wasn’t this Telltale’s biggest hit, by a giant margin?

On iOS, click a page of text on the Kindle and a padlock appears in the lower right hand corner. Click it to either lock or unlock rotation.

If they just supported mice or trackpads ...

Kindle offers it, but it’s stupid that it’s made the responsibility of the developers.

Andrew is arguing you don’t want to buy digital releases, either. I am skeptical.

One megacorp is better than two megacorps.

IHOP: Worse than Denny’s in all respects.