My wife and I have recently discovered that almost anything that’s normally seasoned with salt is better when seasoned with onion salt. (Tater tots and French fries especially.)

More onions, please.

Alternate route: Give your kids a substantial allowance early on in life, and don’t buy them gifts other than for their birthday and seasonal holiday of your choice, forcing them to make choices about discretionary spending. Also be transparent, not stupidly embarrassed, about household finances, so they understand…

The DCEU has a long way to go before they could pull off Kingdom Come.

And even then, since Kingdom Come was a commentary on 1990s comics, it’d have to have some substantial changes, beyond having enough characters that viewers care about enough to see them old and seeing their younger successors turn out to be rotten…

My issue with the movie is the grafted-on standard romantic triangle plot line, which is both cliched and firmly in opposition to the tone of the rest of Hitchhikers, where not getting the girl is more in keeping with how things work in the universe.

That said, most of the stuff people don’t like about the movie were…

There is no definitive The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy—or rather, the “definitive” version of the story is often whichever one an Adams fan encountered first.

I am now very confused about my feelings about Punky Brewster.

What does this mean for the Netflix version?

It’s hard to believe that Microsoft doesn’t see keeping this running and available to be worth the financial outlay to do so.

Sam and Max or the Jurassic Park games, sure, but wasn’t this Telltale’s biggest hit, by a giant margin?

IHOP: Worse than Denny’s in all respects.

There’s probably more recap here than is necessary. Since I probably want to read this book, I found myself having to skip multiple paragraphs that aren’t necessary to support the conclusion.

I have a (now unavailable) Logitech solar Bluetooth keyboard I use with mine. It is amazing and only requires the light of a television to power it. It most closely resembles the Magic Keyboard, but if Logitech coughs up something similar in future, that’s my recommendation.

I have a (now unavailable) Logitech solar Bluetooth keyboard I use with mine. It is amazing and only requires the…

Hmm, so long as they don’t roll that change out to all the digital versions of the story, at least people who don’t want to participate don’t have to.

Obligatory defense of Joel Schumacher: He directed Lost Boys, of which we will speak no ill.

Wait, they recolored the old Sandman books? When did this happen?

And yeah, Good Omens came out when Pratchett was nowhere near the top of his game (he was just ramping up at that point) and Gaiman was brand new at writing novelistically.

By that argument, we should all be holding the line and sticking with Old English.

Languages evolve. It’s not an inherent evil.

What words you use is a signal about class, education, and so on. And, so, there are lots of times one might want to speak a certain way or to adhere to certain rules, even if they’re on their…

At a certain point, you’re going to have to look at your role as enablers for this sort of nonsense, Takeout.

They said it was for the black man

... are you one of their roadies?

They were a trendsetter. They are not now a trendsetter.

Social D plays to packed clubs in the Southwest, in my experience, (that’s where I now live) but does just OK everywhere else.