I’m not a fan of Megyn Kelly at all, but why is her age relevant to this discussion?

As for what we know about this approaching era of Marvel superhero movies, it’s not much—Feige withheld proper details in the interview. But it’s already been established that James Gunn’s Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 will kick things off in the “cosmic” corner of the MCU.

Wait, there’s something on Paramount worth watching? Because I follow that model for HBO and Starz.

Most people who think they love Dumbo haven’t seen it in decades? If you tell most people that Dumbo only flies briefly at the end of the movie, they’re completely baffled, as that’s all they remember of the film.

That is a really, really good idea.

“Song of the South: A Spike Lee Joint”

A new Muppet show is great, but are they going to have the 1970s Muppet Show, or is that too snarled with rights issues for even them? It’s not available anywhere online, legally, as far as I can tell.

Either “barbed wire in the stomach” is a Filipino idiom that doesn’t translate to America, or you’ve got bigger issues to worry about. 

Glad to see Wal-Mart has started to wear their corporate values on their sleeve or, in this case, store shelves.

Jimmy Buffett, the original inventor of aspirin, cellophane tape and the laundromat?

Yeah, it’s an interesting movie, like a 1970s slow-build haunted house flick for older elementary school students.

It could be worse: In the older versions of the story, the prince doesn’t kiss Snow White to awaken her.

Swapping Tambor in for an animated character would be really bold.

They’re still holding out for the STD that puts a big scarlet A on the woman’s forehead.

Especially since being sexually active to the rate of one whole sexual partner a year would have you beating the American average in a mere eight years.

So someone who loses their virginity at 18 and gets married at 26 technically has an above-average number of partners by behaving like a completely normal person.…

Literally how I explained it to my kids, who knew cancer from the super-sad opening of Guardians of the Galaxy. (Where’s the warning on THAT movie?)

Yeah, this was an especially weird dig.

“Hey, my opponent loves the cult favorite Texas cheeseburger, but with MORE MEAT AND CHEESE!”

I’d say the Log of the Demeter beats the Castle Dracula stuff, but not by much.

Calling it now: Hot Pie, the only named character left at the end, sits on the Iron Throne.

No comparisons to Some Kind of Wonderful? It’s been a few years since I’ve last rewatched it, but it feels much more contemporary than Pretty in Pink, for all the right reasons.

Once I get these Sentinel robots finished, the playing field will finally be nice and level.