Hold on, THREE Force-sensitive women in one Star Wars movie? Inconceivable!

Life is one of the great overlooked gems of Peak TV.

She’s moving into her Minecraft phase, so I’ve been aiming her toward the better Minecraft YouTubers, with some success. iHasCupquake’s Minecraft Oasis series has been a relatively soothing hit.

The MCU is a reset button, blessedly, since this isn’t the 616 universe. (A buddy of mine gives me an earful after every movie about how the MCU “gets so many things wrong.”)

Especially given how international Dr. Strange was, popping around the world over the course of the movie, having Strange be an Englishman living…

I love my daughter, but between Ryan’s Toy Review, Daddy Fingers and Johnny Johnny, I’m considering converting the family to Amishdomhoodness.

I just don’t understand why Strange couldn’t be English.

Kellyanne Conway is 51.

Half her age is 25.5, so she’s talking to grad students, I guess. She, like Betsy DeVos, should actually visit a school. Grad students will put in their body what little they can afford, which is mostly 99 cent ramen noodles.

This is my favorite ride, by far. (Back when Disneyland wasn’t packed 365 days a year, I once did three laps of it on a rainy day when there was next to no line.)

It gaining a badass almost certain to be iconic redheaded female pirate, instead of a victim of sex trafficking who’s either confused about what’s happening…

Terry is totally capable of multi-tasking. Terry loves a challenge.

If anything, this seems like the moment to cast Crews in more stuff. He’s never been more beloved by the general public.

And how is someone who’s practically a real life superhero already not in a superhero movie yet?

Petty and stupid, yes, but given the amount of dumb shit men do because they think it will get them women, sadly plausible.

Plus, Hela is kind of hot, in a terrifying way.

The Chronicle books have been surprisingly good and dense with new material. If you’re playing WoW right now, you can see the narrative shift that’s taking place, probably thanks to them getting all of this backstory built to link things together.

Is the Warhammer universe a big battle against the malevolent forces of…

This only goes through the Cataclysm, doesn’t it? That pretty much guarantees a Volume IV sooner rather than later.

“We have no idea what McMaster does, but he most likely won’t be missed.”

He argues against war with Iran.

Pretty sure you’ll notice when he’s gone. 

Rip away the glossy production, and a song about the start of an affair, with both parties cheating on someone else, described in glowing terms, is pretty vintage Phair material.

Pretty sure that song also paid for her son to go to college, so I cannot see her disavowing it any time soon.

Midwestern chili needs another name, because no one seems happy with it being confused for the stuff with, you know, chili powder, heat and a focus on meat, not spaghetti.

The apparently now defunct Smuckers jelly beans were amazing.

Jelly Belly are solid contenders, but pricy and don’t scratch the same itch as classic Easter jelly beans. (And by “Easter jelly beans,” I mean “candy rabbit poop.”)

I know “Russian troll” is tossed around a lot in 2018, but unflavored jelly beans? How foolish do you think we are, comrade?

Bad news, everyone who thinks that opposing Trump automatically makes you a progressive Democrat: Jeff Flake is still a Republican.

*affecting