That was fuckin’ gross and I wanted to pop each of those smug jerks in the throat. I always feel extra weird when I see conservative women be overtly sexual. Like, is this *just* for the male gaze? Is your sex life full of two-pump-chump frat dudes that slap your ass when they’re done and kick you out? Is attention…

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

Hey.

It takes a dozen security guards to transport music gear?

Maleficent revisited Sleeping Beauty with a rape metaphor in live action and ripped the wings off a child fairy, Bambi’s mother died, the first 10 minutes of UP.

“the USGA is a golf organization, and we make decisions about where to play based, first and foremost, on the quality of the golf course, as well as the competition, fan experience, and overall operations.”

And like, that’s called an RV. I hate how the tiny house people acted like they invented so many life hacks. “It’s an affordable prefab tiny house for the whole family!” yeah, that’s a trailer house, I grew up in one. “It’s a tiny house retreat in the wilderness!” OMG I didn’t know you invented cabins.

The ones with kids on HGTV really stand out because of how horrible an idea it clearly is. There was one with like six preteen to teen boys in a loft built like a sardine tin. I can’t imagine the stank BO. My folks live in a reasonably size house with two showers and it still smelled like horses until my brothers went…

I’ve seen quite a few episodes where the couples claim to be downsizing with their family to focus on the important things in life. Which is exactly the line my parents gave us about moving to the country because they couldn’t afford town taxes anymore. So it’s difficult to know how many are choosing that life. But it…

Most seem to be couples with grown, moved-out kids, but there are the few loonies with actual kids. Poor kids.

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

Actually, because this is the plan. Donnie will take the fall for Big Donnie with very little repercussion.

I think he’s putting himself out there as a sacrificial lamb, at someone’s urging. (Bannon? Kush? Ivanka?)

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

There is something to be said about the complete lack of curiosity, though. Where I live, people definitely don’t want to feel as if they’re being talked down to, but they also immediately assume someone is being patronizing the second that person says something that the other doesn’t know or understand. I can’t count…

I was mad reading that because he was so on the verge of being right with his overall points, but he was so WRONG in the practical examples he gave. I’ve lived in both worlds, of the stereotypical lower class rural person and the stereotypical educated urbanite, and I can tell you that what poor or uneducated people…

My lunch lady wore gloves when selling food to kids when I was at school, DOES THIS MEAN SHE SUSPECTED US OF HAVING AIDS?

The real issue is that someone is getting called out for wearing gloves while handling and giving out food.