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Leverage? He withholds affection from his kids. They will chase him for the rest of his life and be fucked up for the rest of theirs if they don’t figure out it’s not about their deficits. It’s about his. Tale as old as time my friend. Make some friends who are children of alcoholics and you will see this dynamic play

Oh yes, although it would be fun if Tiffany is Kayser Soze.

This is when the cockroaches start scurrying away from the Trump clan, yes?

Also know twin-like couple. In addition to looking alike, the guy is named Mike and his wife is named Michaela AND THEY BOTH ANSWER TO “MIKEY” AND IT CREEPS ME OUT, BRUV.

It’s fun to imagine Ted Koppel interviewing Blac Chyna.

Donald Trump is our president. This is our new reality.

I don’t care about the people in it, but is anyone else sick of these photos with the blurred repeat-image edges? It’s so annoying! Why is that a thing now?

Twinsies couples must be the biggest narcissists: I love you because you look like me

1. “Leo DiCaprio is proud of his dad bod”

Stay in your lane GMA. This is E! territory.

Allison Williams and her husband look like twins, they even have the same smile. So creepy.

Chyna told her side of the story in a snippet on GMA this morning,

Sometimes I long for the days of Paris Hilton bawling in the back of a cop car and Lindsay Lohan getting special manicures for the judge presiding over her case.

Gabbard’s history defending Assad is considerably sketchier and more concerning.

We are getting everything with Trump that we’d get with Pence. It’s silly after we got Neil fuckin’ Gorsuch people are still going on about how much scarier Pence would be. The results are the same with ANY Republican.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

My best friend has a husband who is color blind. Her husband overheard her complimenting me on the family portrait I had taken and decided to surprise her with a photographer. He missed the part of the conversation though when she asked me for my photographer’s name and number and hired a portrait painter that

^^THIS. I’m working on decorating our new apartment so I’ve been scrolling through Pinterest to show my boyfriend and try to get him involved (“Why are there so many extra pillows on the bed? They’re useless. Doesn’t matter about the shower curtain let’s skip it and just use a liner. Why get a coffee table? This large