So, as of right now, there is zero proof he does anything correctly.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

Sure, there will. The headliner will be Kevin Federline, performing all the hits off his long-awaited second album.

It’s like Dashcon on a beach #never4get

Right?? I’ve spent some time in the Bahamas for work, and while it’s developed as well as most other modern small nations (Nassau is fantastic, just don’t step in front of any cabs or scooters) they have a lot of logistical issues which are common to most archipelagos. Transportation, utilities, facilities,…

Shouldn’t his first priority be to apologize to Kendall Jenner?

Kendall Jenner was also promoting this.

I considered going on a Teen Mom cruise so take my opinion as you will but the concept of going on a tropical vacation and seeing some musical acts is appealing I suppose. But like... $4k for Blink 182? Umm...

I have a constant supply of lavender oils because it helps me sleep. If it’s all placebo, then it’s nice smelling, relatively cheap placebo. And I’ll take it.

Looks like they finally found Libertarian Island after a three-hour tour.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

my AC broke and i couldnt sleep in my 80 degree apartment last night, but i was blessed with this hashtag on twitter. so thanks, universe

Yep; there’s nothing wrong with taking a multivitamin. But what these people want is to take ninety dollar multivitamins that have passed through the blessed hands of St Gwennie herself. It’s no different than buying baseball cards or comic books.

There’s a medical history podcast I listen to that occasionally delves into this sort of voodoo medical magic shit. Crystals, extra super doses of vitamin C, all this crap.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero, and whoever thought she was at some point fully ignored the fact that her transition was only in gender, not really an evolution of thought.

Good for Caitlyn

I normally detest greek yogurt, but the Chobani Flips with almond and chocolate are my jammmmmmmm.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

It is weird to me that people keep giving him the benefit of the doubt when he’s had SO many of these slip ups. Like, it’s time to admit he likely grew up in a decidedly Christian, conservative household and dropped out of community college his literal first semester. Millions of people do every day in this country.…