I read that at first a “a running period” and my thought was “Eessh, TMI.” 

nobody else is going to get indicted. The Trump family will literally never face any consequences for their bad deeds. The public will never see the full report. The End

After having lived in Lisbon for few years, and after reading plenty of stuff of the US, I’d heartily recommend every sane American to just book a one-way ticket.

After having lived in Lisbon for few years, and after reading plenty of stuff of the US, I’d heartily recommend…

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

yeah bitch, star and move on

“Man, I feel like an outcast.”

With her abysmal ratings, it’s likely no one did see it coming. 

Perfection 

Bravo!

This comment is perfect. Thank you for that good laugh.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

If there was another Chappelle-style racial draft, the black delegation would have traded Kanye away immediately. We’re asking nothing in return. We’ll throw in a second-round pick if you take him.

Michigan Fullback Reminds The World That Some White Men Can Jump

No, it’s Elon Musk.

Here’s a much bigger story: Earlier today, two tankers collided in the Pacific Ocean. One was full of red paint; the other was full of purple paint.

This was one of the greatest pranks. Hype her up: Then never show it.

She watched every episode, too.*

How baller would it be, if the prank all along was not that Cohen got Palin on camera at all, but that he got her to admit of her own free will that she was tricked into appearing on camera, and it was all needless because she never made it to air anyways.  

Looks like we've all learned something today.