This is the best series Gawker Media has treated us to in a long time. And that includes 500 Days of Mrs. Jay Cutler.

My god... revolutionary... the black tongue... the graytones... the classic white sole... and jesus, the delicate dayglo orange trim. They’re... they’re beautiful!

I am very glad you brought up old KP. Great real life character.

Step 1: Buy anchovies.

I cannot explain why I find this so funny.

Is this a real opinion or is the joke that you know the reputations of d-league refs?

Yup it is that time period when you turn on adult swim and think “am I dreaming this or did I unknowingly take drugs and start to hallucinate.” heck even if you are knowingly on drugs there is that thought of “is this real or just a result of the substances in my system.”

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

no fat chocobo? im not mad. just disapointed.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

Bad move by Seattle trading American money for Canadian money.

I enjoyed playing as a bowl of dog food in Geist, so I’m excited about this game!

Nate Diaz is like your drunk older cousin who’s kinda cool but also scares the shit out of you and you hope you never end up like him.

If you go out in a silk shirt, you can’t be surprised when you go home alone.