It’s funny how these comments always find their way to these comic articles about about gender, sexuality, and race instead of ones about Star Wars.

“That’s not so bad.”

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Yeah, but the real unicorn isn’t seen until 3:10.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

If it turns out that Blake has hand cancer, we’ll know for sure.

We always called it “dropping the kids off at the pool” but I guess I am old school.

firaxis:

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Please Kickstart away my student loans, and I will draw for you any scene from a film, whether I have seen it or not, like this harrowing one from Salo:

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

[Sees rouge]

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

That’s the game! Celtics win! — ACC