This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

And like Jake Taylor, Romo will be barely able to walk by the end of the season.

Nice video, Tony! Don’t ever fuckin’ do it again.

Hey, I’m an angry old white guy. I’m just not any of those other things. Or at least, I try not to be.

What a terrible thought...

I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

The Cowboys have reached a new low; I mean, really? You sign a guy like this...There’s a reason he’s a free agent to begin with. And then you start him. Unbelievable. Matt Cassel might just end up being Jerry Jone’s biggest regret.

Section 4 Article 1 “The term uniform, as used in NFL policy, applies to every piece of equipment worn by a player, including helmet, shoulder pads, thigh pads, knee pads, and any other item of protective gear, and to every visible item of apparel, including but not limited to pants, jerseys, wristbands, gloves,…

Uh, in the real world, if your employer had rules regarding uniform dress and you made a public show of intentionally breaking them, you’d most likely be fired. Forget a fine.

He could, but it’s the rules.

There is a very specific rule about not having personal messages written out. I mean, while this is pretty stupid, he knew the rules. This is no different than the fines for incorrect shoe color, or any other uniform violation.

“Tits McGee”?

Now if they could just put the intelligent ones on sportscenter, I wouldn’t complain, but good god they are all awful.

People generally have more of an issue with non-jocks as analysts. Those guys are play by play.

What’s the world coming to when assault and theft get you suspended from college football? Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU and wasn’t even suspended.

Officer Stone: “It looks like you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a SMOOTH criminal.”

At least steal something good ... like crab legs.

What’s “gross” is expecting your partner to actually be cool with you fucking other people. Very few people can handle that without the relationship falling completely apart, or not being meaningful in the first place. Saying otherwise doesn’t make you look progressive, it makes you look naive and inexperienced.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…