Somewhere I cannot locate is an ocean documentary narrated by
Leslie Nielsen. They show an aerial view of the ocean with Nielsen saying, “The ocean. Three things you should know about it. It’s big. Really big.” They zoom down to show some black urchins on the sea floor. “It’s filled with really *disgusting*…

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The WB/DC executives in charge of their train wreck are like the music industry executives who thought the internet was a passing fad. When you have geriatric morons, who don’t understand the first thing about their properties or fans, running companies you wind up with the crap that is BvS. When you have Marvel who…

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You spent so much time and effort researching and writing about something so totally meaningless to most people and even fell on your sword to do so, it’s truly impressive. You have well earned your paycheck today Sir.

Good Sir, you forget this is 2016 and rational thinking and logic has gone the way of the crows from Dumbo. What is left is a culturally appropriative cartoon that speaks only to the neanderthal social thinking of the last several decades. Unless this film is completely produced and generated in Mexico and only has…

16 episodes waiting to introduce a character seems really stupid to me. I tend to avoid spoilers. I was delighted to see Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He rocks. Now I just wish he would beat the life out of every single cast member with Lucille until we’re left with The Walking Dead [Negan Version] from here on out. That is…

“Ezra is super funny, so the tone of that film will be very different than the rest of them”