He's been working out with Jeff George, just waiting for the call.

Watt for placekicker.

Local here- as it's been explained on public radio, the best guess is happenstance. If you think of all the annual deaths at sea in the vast Pacific Ocean, and couple that with tides and current patterns that flow towards this region, it makes sense (to me, anyway). And it's feet only because as water-softened…

I had no idea it was based on a real person either. Now its even creepier.

What about all those feet that keep washing up on the shore in the Pacific Northwest?

Oh shit, didn't know the Axe-man was based on truth, for all those who don't watch it, Danny Huston played him in the third season of American Horror Story. It was only a two part story if I remember but it was definitely one of the high-lights for Coven.

Coming fall 2019 to Fox: GODD AND MAMON

That lump is maybe the 4th most disgusting thing about this foot.

No idea how this happened but congratulations on being on Google News:

I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, was horrified, saw your screen name, re-read the definition in Jim Lahey's voice, and had a good laugh. I'm a big dope.

I guess it's fitting I heard it from you, Mr. Lacey

Professional party drinker here with some tips:

That's a pretty awful trade for you even if Peterson had been playing since week 10.

Is this holiday party being held in a library?

This post is all wrong. The best way to drink at the holiday party and keep your shit together is to practice drinking regularly. It's the 10,000 hour rule, basically.

LeBron is so jealous of that hairline.

That's nothing.

New team name: The Mump-ets.

If you hate milk enough to drink skim, why bother at all?

whole milk - red