Still, QB options are pretty slim. So waddya gonna do? Cut Stan?

I dug my own grave last year in a small private plot and covered it with a couple pieces of treated plywood. One day when I am rick enough, I might pay someone to pitch my body in and cover me with dirt or garbage.

Sterling Archer appears old and unwilling to let go of his "Burt" phase. Plus, he should let the crustache fill in some.

His career imploding will be like waiting for the Sun to burn out. He is going nowhere, but he'll make more money next year.

You don't pay the ho to cook or clean, you pay the ho cab fare to leave before she pulls a knife.

That dude's drunk.

"yeah"

He just got released, probably only because the season is lost.

And her sister's name is AnaLee.

Judge Gash and the defense still believe that if she leaves it alone long enough, it will heal up and close.

"I was just lying on the couch watching TV when the Jets called and asked if I would be QB." -Said anybody

He's still in really good shape.

Laces out JJ!

Don't forget Guan-di

I thought I heard it was a Russian Mafia thing.

Better believe there'll be some sweet cameos by LeBron and metal supergroup Korn.

Ray Rice and Greg Hardy would be great at the pummel whores too.

Live in Mankato? Me too. I should be the one butthurt cuz I traded ODB and Spraytan for him back in week 10. Boy was I drunk.

This is the article I meant to link-http://deadspin.com/brennan-clay-p…