Worthless without pics of the wife and cheerleader side-by-side.

The NFL as arbiter of morality and superior judge to the legal system somehow makes me sick...and Roger Goodell dispensing justice? I really kind wanna throw up.

"Third, you have shown no meaningful remorse for your conduct. When indicted, you acknowledged what you did but said that you would not 'eliminate whooping my kids' and defended your conduct in numerous published text messages to the child's mother. You also said that you felt 'very confident with my actions because I…

I'd just like to point that he is very gas efficient, 33.6 MPG is unusual on this large of a model.

But more importantly we just discovered that Kawhi Leonard is an Immortal awaiting the time of the Gathering.

What kind of monster replaces his hand with a football?

Who the hell is this guy, some backup running back filling in for Gio Bernard?

As a Browns fan, I can understand the frustration, Hill, but you need to learn to be more mature in the face of adversity.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

I'm not so sure he didn't take full ownership of his crimes. You're angry about his detachment from his crime and that makes me think you didn't read the entire article? Also, you seem to be confusing the word "minimize" with the word "describe". Had he said he used a "five to seven inch single bladed lock back pocket…

I worked for this guy at Alex Brown back in the late 80's. Typical douchebag investment banker type (was one of his douchebag M&A analysts) but one of the jobs that was "assigned" to us was to find him "dates" when we were on road trips. Not easy because he was pretty much a dick, even marking up for money. …

always wanted to try that, never had the balls

Wait. What year did they go 74-75? And why were there so many games that year?

are you saying the king of kings can't hit a curve ball?

Encouraging but for the love of everything holy please don't come back too soon - get fully healthy.

Can we get video? I would love to hear what Tirico and/or Gruden were saying about this.

My friends and I like to play the old game of "Is it water? Or is it Gatorade?" when we watch NFL games. Makes for a fun side bet. Looks like water wins the day this time...