DeMarco Murray http://deadspin.com/former-oklahom…

Solid advice. Also, if you start thinking of food, grab a beer. Porkchop in every can.

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

Rog is going to have a lot of cocks to suck in the afterlife. Fuck him right in his stupid asshole.

Makes my trading Spraytan and ODB for him back in week 10 seem pretty foolish in hindsight. Damn you NFL!

That's what my high school drinking coach always preached: Practice, practice, practice. He also told me it's not cheating to bump it up every once in a while if you feel you may pass out.

I am that idiot! j/k

I thought AH's standard-issue court apparel was the white deep-V neck shirt, hardly recognize him anymore.

A myth.

Missing the Marb Red dangling.

I watched Van Damme on Arsenio once and he was asked who'd win between him and Seagal, JCVD says, "ha, ha, I run too fast!" Nobody realizes that Seagal is one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world in real life still. I love all of their movies, even the shitty ones.

I'd naturally block it and take it away from you then we'd see how fast you run.

Same with Derek. Whoops.

David Carr first overall is a bit of a stretch.

His desire and work ethic also come into play. Once in a generation talent. Humph. At least Haynesworth put up a couple good years before he decided to be a fat piece of shit. This guy hasn't even started.

Well, it's an easier surgery at least cuz the red light on his nose doesn't go off all the time.

You see him laying down on the field a lot, you know?

Clinton Portis.

Yes, where the fuck are his arms?

That's furni wraps. He ready to be shipped.