*Personal experience* I was hung over the balcony 3 stories up by one leg, I'd take getting whipped with a branch every day over that. My sister also thought it was pretty fucking cute to try to drop loogies in my mouth when she pinned me down as a 60 pound kid. I'd take a switch every day over that bullshit.

If "mental health" is a euphemism for a bullet to the dome, your analysis is spot-on.

*BREAKING* To dispel rumors of a controversy, the Skins sign Matt Barkley.

He played more games in a row than any other QB. Nobody is breaking that.

She's too damn hot.

Rich Gannon is rolling in his grave.

I was going to say the exact same shit. Funny the depths we sink to.

They still make white basketball players?