You can have her boobs, her ass, and even her face if you want to. It only takes a wad of money and a good plastic surgeon. That’s how she got ‘em.

Firefly in the summer of 2004... (Yeah, I cheated a little- but the sequel to Serenity never happening kind of counts, right?)

you seem to be making the fatal mistake of confusing complexity and quality...

Maybe studio execs will take this lesson to heart and start making this a standard practice.

Mandatory.

4-12?! An eight hour shift? Oh noes!

This is the kind of start I want to have on a Monday morning. But now I just want to go home and hang out with my puppy.

Your point is well stated. Peak FF usual had some degree of linearity in the first 2-5 hours then opened up you gained access to the overworld map and then some form of transportation, boat, airship, chocobo or otherwise.

oh no, honey, they don’t use these products. at all. ever.

Are you people going to do this on every post today?

I only stopped laughing to “wow” at the antisemitism. Their tears are delicious!

With proper grooming, a unibrow can exude a sense of calm & reassurance.

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn national treasure

Q: How do I become more bangable?

Everybody has an ass. If you look around and don’t see one, you’re it.

Saw it for the first time last weekend. Love it. Don’t watch the trailer. It gives too much away. It is 99% comedy. There is very little if any horror in there. But gore. Lots of gore.

It’s money and fame. He’s desperate to maintain both. Whatever integrity he had to start this project, it’s all gone.

Yes. Breaking the glass was needed to teach those shitheads that you don’t let a puppy to die in a hot car.

@greytone: Which would be eighteen shades of awesome. All of them

At first I missed the "and" in the title and thought Deadpool was