you seem to be making the fatal mistake of confusing complexity and quality...

This is the kind of start I want to have on a Monday morning. But now I just want to go home and hang out with my puppy.

Your point is well stated. Peak FF usual had some degree of linearity in the first 2-5 hours then opened up you gained access to the overworld map and then some form of transportation, boat, airship, chocobo or otherwise.

oh no, honey, they don’t use these products. at all. ever.

Are you people going to do this on every post today?

I only stopped laughing to “wow” at the antisemitism. Their tears are delicious!

With proper grooming, a unibrow can exude a sense of calm & reassurance.

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn national treasure

Q: How do I become more bangable?

Everybody has an ass. If you look around and don’t see one, you’re it.

You should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude.

Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.

Who am I to judge a man from using his wealth and celebrity to further a good cause such as environmental conservation (of hot, skinny models with bleached assholes in their natural habitat of cocaine and LaCroix vodka tonics)?

Yes. Breaking the glass was needed to teach those shitheads that you don’t let a puppy to die in a hot car.

Only thing embarrassing here is your post.

Man, both the racism against those actors, and the sexism against the Ghostbusters Reboot are all so delicious. Makes me really happy that the internet outrage culture as no say in anything.

My daddy taught me how to drive a stick when I was five. He took me out to the lake, threw me in.....oh no, wait. That was swimming. It was actually pretty easy once I got out of the burlap sack.

@greytone: Which would be eighteen shades of awesome. All of them

At first I missed the "and" in the title and thought Deadpool was