I’m the exact opposite. I’ll probably die because I ignored the symptoms of lock jaw and just drank a Gatorade and took some Tylenol.

She’s really grown on me over the last few years. I never got the hate, I was just indifferent before.

same same same. been feeling VERY vindicated the last few months

I love Kim because she is who she is and she doesn’t try to pretend there’s some superior cause behind it or that she’s a role model for the children. She’s just Kim and people pay her for it. I also have reason to believe she’s a great friend. See: her relationship with Chrissy.

LOL, I can’t even describe it. I just have this fixation with her, I truly do. The rest of them can fuck off, but Kim just cracks me up.

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

what I want is for all these asshole men to stop telling us what we should do with our bodies.

My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

😒

Aw, I miss Lamb Chop’s Play Along. Rest in peace, Sherry Lewis.

Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

I cry after the Showcase Showdown, too. It's a beautiful moment. Each. Time.

Hillary Clinton:

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.

For some strange reason, I JUST started watching this show about three weeks ago because I saw a clip and became fascinated with the way these sisters kind of move and exist. It’s like every smaller movement they make is to avoid messing their hair, nails, and make up, and every larger movement is restricted (and…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."