And that's the last of the Monacans you'll see all year.

More like Monacan't even.

The person who should feel the worst about that horrible play? The guy who filmed it in vertical mode. His life coach should be fired.

Today's announcement doesn't just leave me speechless. It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them. Then you sum it up far too pointedly.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

160-180 is FAT for 5'10???

:((((((

If you think you can defeat a bear in a fight then you should definitely not debate any more. Just go out and have your friends record the attempt.

When did 5'10" become a midget?

Ahahaha I think it's Eris. Bungie adding Aeris to Destiny would make for a WAY better story.

Well, this is awkward

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Wow that intro screamed Blizzard! I'm interested to know if they like borrowed a team or just took heavy cues.

Right? I don't understand her business model at all. The only think I can think is that she's independently wealthy, and just keeps a store for kicks.

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

PRODUCER: *enters production trailer, wiping mouth on back of his hands* Ugh, sorry, still fighting off this bug. Did I miss anything?

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

They won

Maryland must have heard that there are lots of unclean hands in Happy Valley.