Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Fuck your ranch. Marinara's the only option.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

I can't wait for the moral outrage in the media tomorrow from men who tried to justify domestic violence.

Flippin' birds, throwin' ducks.

That's the best throw he's had all night.

Simmer down, Urban.

That's too bad. He was only two more sessions away from completing his complimentary tattoo.

Still happy Spore existed. I'd rather see spectacular ambitious failures, than boring retreads on stuff I've experienced before.

Don't forget Ash Ketchum, who's 10-years-old when he goes to hunt down potentially dangerous wild beasts and imprison them and press them into a life of blood sport.

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

oh i have another one!

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Thank god that wasn't a Diamondbacks pitcher or else McCutchen would die tomorrow.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

We already know this site hates Yuengling, so reading further opinions about beer on this site is worthless.

I'd make a comment about the SUV feeling strange to drive for a moment after just having driven my compact car.