But you see, it’s not the simple, because REASONS!

Can’t wait to read about it in 2037 when A Dream of Spring is released!

I’m so hoping Daenerys goes all Aegon The Conqueror to Cersei in the Red Keep ala Black Harren at Harrenhal.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

Prescient...

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

nope. this fucknut deserves not a single iota of your pity.

America, let’s talk..

Apparently Alex Jones is now saying that this was some sort of fake event staged by Hillary’s people.

But she just glitches back to her talking point.

“You guys won, that’s clear,” Benenson said. “But let’s be honest. Don’t act as if you have a popular mandate for your message. The fact of the matter is that more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for Donald Trump.”

Kellyanne reminds me of a worn-out, fucked up animatronic at a pizza restaurant where the one eye doesn’t open all the way.

No, but then he’ll never have to work a day in his life, so. Yeah.

He doesn’t deserve that name. It is the alias Trump used when he contacted Marla Maples during their affair

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

No, society didn’t fail her. The management and ownership of Dunham Bus failed her. Having nearly two decades of putting-kids-on-busses experience behind me (including several years of dealing with Dunham), I’ve come to the conclusion that 75% of bus company employees, from drivers to dispatchers, are truly on in it…