If you are already annoyed by soft toilet seats, behold the terror of the plush toilet seat cover.

YES!! And you just KNOW it’s never really clean...

That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.

Love this and for those hating on it saying “well its called a JOB. you do things you dont want to blah blah blah” seriously people? I think its time for a change. No one likes going to work uncomfortable and jobs in general should be enjoyable. Sticking to the whole “its a job and you must do what you’re told” state…

Please tell your co-worker she is awesome and I died of laughter with the hair net/fake mustache combo. Plus I know the boss that complained is likely the embodiment of “darth becky”.

Yo, your coworker is my everything.

You realize that the 4 rapes a day is not the total number of rapes a day in India, right?

I saw Louis CK Friday night and on the back of every other seat or so was a sign explicitly forbidding texting, photography, phone calls, whatever can be done with a phone. As far as I could tell, everyone complied. It was beautiful to just sit and watch a show and not be distracted by bad manners.

I didn’t know that we’re calling Puerto Ricans with visible African features “white” these days.

I paid for my own admittance, so that entitles me to an opinion about the rudeness of immature people who can’t get off their phone. People on their phones are being rude and distracting to other attendees. If it is a live show they are also being blatantly disrespectful to the performers. If something is so important…

People who go to concerts, plays, or movies and spend the time on their phone are annoying. If you can’t put your phone down, then stay home.

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist. She is more attractive than Tay-Tay in every possible aspect. Plus, she’s probably looking for an FWB arrangement, which suits someone like Harris/Wiles much, much better than being with a mental case like Swift.

Girl, Rihanna is far from desperate. Regardless of how her tour does, she’s making stacks while she sleeps.

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

You think sexual harassment should be a learning experience for the victim? How precious.

Are you a guy? Guys are the only ones that don't know that harassment is very common and something every woman over 30 that works outside the house has dealt with at least once.

I went to HR exactly once in my 40 year career about harassment and was fired the next fucking DAY.

Wouldn’t a movie with her and Aisha Tyler playing sisters who take over their mom’s detective agency be THE BEST THING EVER?

It’s the hypocrisy that gets me. They’re always screaming about private enterprise and there being too much regulation and how companies should be able to run themselves as they see fit but as soon as a private company makes a decision like this to censor hate speech, they lose their minds and start crying. What part…

As a response to critics who say the bannings are an assault on freedom of speech,