The game has problems even if you play it right.

Yes. Monopoly is hated because it takes forever. But that's what it was designed to be: a time-sink for children. At least, that's my opinion on it.

Luke Plunkett and Owen Good make promises. Many promises. Better roads, more hot dogs, a slinky on every staircase.

Luke Plunkett would have you believe he has your best interests in mind. But did you know he is... Australian? *thunderclap* Do you really want to allow this city to become overrun with bemonocled crocodiles and strung-out koalas?

Sarcasm needs it's own font because this is clearly going over a lot of people's heads

Capitalism, ho!

Even better, try: File -> Export -> PNG.

I still have all the old maps I made for Sierra's awesome series of games. KQ6 was a hard one to map. So many different islands and interiors.