I'd 'shop it but that seems kind of redundant now.

A myna bird would've managed the whole song, AND it would've been in tune.

She generally wins by default. I mean, come on, you wouldn't hit a girl in a wheelchair, would you?

Stigmata?

Input one WHAT? ONE WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! o_O

So that's what an xbone would look like if an elephant sat on it.

If you have a very active imagination you can pretend someone posted a photo of all 10 seats and I 'shopped Noah Falstein, Ron Gilbert, Gary Winnick, David Fox, Tim Schafer, Dave Grossman, Steve Purcell, Peter McConnell, Michael Land and Clint Bajakian into them.

Oh, you. Thinking they'll let you purchase games directly instead of filling some sort of Xbox wallet in increments of $5.

IKEA is where I go when I need quick, cheap, disposable furniture. Moving it in is much easier than trying to deal with a big bulky piece of pre-assembled furniture. I can even assemble IKEA stuff in places ordinary furniture couldn't reach due to narrow hallways or doors. Moreover, I can furnish a whole room for a…

Not in hard mode you won't...

"I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves or figments of their imagination, indeed,…

Hrm. When did "HD" turn into code for "I just got a new batch of Copic markers and decided to scribble all over a perfectly good-looking game?" They did the same thing to Monkey Island: Special Edition, too.

Okay so it's not *exactly their first appearance, but it's pretty close (and still first if you're going chronologically.)

These are pretty gorgeous, although Princess Allura's looking a little too much like Barbie.

That's not too far from what happened in Voltron, really.

I'm pretty sure that's also the plot to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and some of its sequels.

It has wheels.

No, that's true, SMB3 was all a staged theatrical production.

I loved that game (and was indifferent to the ending,) but maybe I was inured to the cheap "it was all a dream" explanation. After all, the US version of Mario 2 ends in almost exactly the same way.

Peking in particular has been around for over 3,000 years.