There's a full beard version of this, but I think it looks better trimmed back a bit. For one thing, it makes it obvious how small I had to make the guy's head to make his proportions consistent.

Whoops. The...uh..."Sorceress" is mine, but the Seaman shop belongs to Orionsangel.

You can also play as Oracle, but you have to unlock her in Story Mode first...

Why make all that effort when he could accomplish the same effect more brutally with a good old-fashioned rickroll?

I guess this is the ninja version. And it was way more trouble than you'd think.

Indeed. Good luck!

That's a definite improvement, but mostly I wish they'd just use styled HTML instead of a Kinja-and-browser-rescaled png image. Rendering varies between browsers, but in Firefox, Kinja's CSS coding actually causes the image to be shrunk by 4 pixels horizontally and 2 vertically, blurring the text across the entire…

I....don't know why I did this.

Interesting in that the word list is limited, so you'll tend to get better as you keep typing words you've seen before. Got to about 30 my first round and just hit 144 after a few tries, so I guess it works.

It's a great cosplay, but the photoshops could really use some work. To be fair, it doesn't help that the train station image, which from a technical perspective is already the worst of the bunch due to overenthusiastic feathering, got Kinja'd to almost double its original size.

If you're on an old laptop, that's probably the problem. Laptop screens, particularly older ones, tend to have terrible color accuracy, white saturation and black levels. Those problems can be compounded if you're using a glossy screen in a well lit area. Dark blue and grey may be virtually indistinguishable from one…

Maybe we're missing the point.

This is the pivot point. Her hat is the counterweight. I knew those high school physics classes would come in handy someday!

I read the Game Informer review, and I can't figure out what it is that Tim Turi actually LIKES about the game.

"80g of liquid thickener."

Okay, fine, but did coins come out?

This really shouldn't have been hard. Giant Green 3DS. White circle with a green L in it. Done.

Yeah. Nearest-neighbor is vital when you're blowing up pixel art.

The depth of field's problematic in this one. The photograph is focused at about the distance of the glass Dock Street Market doors. But the focal point of the 16-bit additions is located where the blue foot soldier is standing, about twice as far away as the doors, and the turtles in the foreground are ridiculously…

My favorite touch is when they completely misuse outdated elements from the wrong type of game. It doesn't matter if the game they're playing is a city-building simulator, an MMORPG or an FPS sandbox: somehow they always just arrived in level 86 and now have to defeat previously invincible Super Duper Ultimate Grendel…