The entire Republican party minus John McCain and Lindsey fucking Graham are traitors and should be in jail. Period.

This idea that lethal injection is more humane is for the sake of those watching, not the person being executed.

Seriously though, the guillotine is probably the most humane execution method. It looks the worst, but decapitation is instantaneous. Or bullet in the brain. This idea that lethal injection is more humane is for the sake of those watching, not the person being executed.  

going-out-of-business-sale ten-day death jamboree.

Well, I can’t speak for everybody, but if any of these people committed a crime that was a combo of sexual assault and murder, I’d gladly watch it with pop corn, double beer can hat, and chants like: “Nah nah naaah naaah, hey hey hey, good bye!”

I think there are probably plenty of people who are pro death penalty in theory but don’t want their names down as official witnesses to a going-out-of-business-sale ten-day death jamboree.

Thank you for speaking for all of us down-trodden internet commenters who were so wounded by her vile, racist epithets.

Please, continue to be our beacon of light in this storm-tossed new world, oh sweet sweet SJW.

Save the outrage for where it’s warranted... otherwise you make us all look like schmucks.

If people read that and were offended, they’re not good readers. It’s not everybody else’s responsibility to make sure that bad readers don’t see the word “monkey” outside of any racial context and experience “pain.”

Oh, yeah, 100% — I just meant that it’s not like getting your nails done at one salon or another. Commissions are supposed to be standard(ish) and no one at CAA would ever go one record admitting they discounted them. The article made it seem like CAA was just publicly a cheaper agency, when really it’s more of a…

I lost a lot of respect for her when I learned she was a Scientologist.

A Hollywood source said, “Depp told Jacobs and UTA he no longer wanted to pay their commissions. But they pushed back.” So the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star jumped ship to CAA, which gave him a sweeter deal.

My dad recently proposed a new breakdown of electoral votes based on GDP. California could basically determine the course for the entire country, and I wouldn’t be mad...

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Please, for the love of god, do literally anything else but run around bragging about doing something that Black and Latina women had on lock.

I respect this, but I don’t know if I agree.

I had no idea!?!

Not being an asshole is probably the most important element when you have complicated “racial” identity.

I understand the frustration. My family is mixed-race, my father is white, and my siblings and I are all various shades from pale as fuck like my dad all the up to dark brown like my mother. And everything in between (there are 7 of us lol). And we’re all treated differently by people outside our family and community…

The death penalty is immoral, not because of who we apply it to but because we are the ones who must apply it.