There was an episode of Tales from the Darkside the series where this girl goes to live with her uncle or something and the room she’s staying in has a tiny door that, yup, has a monster in it. And you never see the monster except for a hand from under the bed until the end of the episode.

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

What I don’t understand is how her scalp isn’t itching from the sweat, dead skin, and new growth building up under the glue. It just seems like it would be incredibly uncomfortable.

I hope Gorilla Glue drags her ass out if she tries. Screw settling. Tired of jackass people suing because of their own jackassery.

That was my thought. Why should anybody be sad her lawsuit won’t stand? 

Does Brown have a legal case? I’m going to guess probably not, sadly.

It baffles me that I keep encountering the idea that this woman is somehow the underdog or even a hero after this moment of colossal and self-inflicted fuckery.

Does Brown have a legal case? I’m going to guess probably not, sadly.

She's hired a talent manager apparently. These are not the actions of someone who just wants her health care covered. I mean if people want to give her money and she finds a way to make money on this, that's fine. It's not the worst 15 minutes of fame. 

She’s raised like $11,000 in her GoFundMe. And she left the ER because the only solvent is acetone and she finds it painful. (Which I’m sure it, but nothing else is going to work.)

After seeing that Brown spent a reported 22 hours

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

We all make mistakes. But suing over this is basically what is wrong with America. The warning label says skin. And while skin is not hair, you scalp is both skin and hair. Every mistake everyone makes is not someone else's fault.

I would very much like to applaud Gigi Hadid for not trying to escape jury duty; one of the most important privileges we hold as Americans. And I mean that. 

Michael Phelps competes in an open category. Anyone in the world is free to challenge him.

To everyone saying that we shouldn’t regulate this with laws, we did! Title 9. And it opened up massive opportunities for girls and women, because scholarships and titles were now available to high schoolers. For us older women, we saw it unfold! The republicans are douchebags and are not on our side. But many of us…

Not for nothing, but you must have been terrible at it, or you just kept letting them grab your gi and choke you out.

People complain about the right denying science, but it seems to me the left is every bit as willing to ignore the science if the science isn’t politically correct.

Maybe it’s about fair competition for college scholarships for female athletes?

There are so many interesting points being made here and I wonder if the solution is to do away with girls teams and boys teams altogether in favor of something like coed Green Team and Yellow Team. For instance, certain benchmarks have to be made during tryouts to qualify for Green Team and different benchmarks have…