Be careful with the slippery slope argument.

Dear screenwriters and producers and Hollywood decision-makers. I am a white woman and I would watch the shit out of a movie that told the story of the women in this picture. They don’t have to suffer to sell tickets.

The live blog crew went all-in on Taylor from the beginning. She was the only one who didn’t get a standing ovation. They hated the way she clapped. They didn’t like the way she congratulated Ed Sheeran. She was acting fake when other people won.

I know it’s not cool on here to like taylor, but damn clover did she kill your dog or something? You are salty as fuck.

Fucking good for her. I'd be pissed if some egomaniacal dude was trying to take credit for my massive success too. This is the most I've ever liked Taylor Swift.

See, I just see Madonna. At her Madonna-ist.

My 11w baby totally started smiling and cooing when I played this song, which goes to show that there is no accounting for good taste when it comes to babies.

This is what Lovefool would sound like if Lovefool were awful. God, Gwen, I thought you were so cool when I was 15.

LoveFool I genuinely enjoyed, this causes a tic under my right eye.

The album that defined my high school years. Garbage, Radiohead’s (arguably) best song ever, Everclear during their brief moment of excellence, Cardigans, Butthole Surfers... Teenage dreams, kids.

As a theologian and a practicing Christian I can confirm that.

No he was not. Also, “Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s.” Pretty damn clear.

Jesus also was not very fond of arrogant people who aired their false piety and religious leaders who sought to crush people with the law.

“I believe God was standing with me and that’s just my religious belief.”

Sanders is a GD nightmare. He’s a losing proposition all the way around and I’m astounded that he’s even a factor. Democrats can be so damn stupid.

Yeah, that’s great. Good on you. However...

I suggest you have a nice, relaxing glass of Harglefloxin and then light up a little Obamawort incense and then make yourself an artisinal bronze bowl of wombadulamatazingo.

Great googly moogly, why don’t airlines enforce the carry-on limitations? Those massive wheely-bags that only fit sideways in the overhead, taking up the whole compartment, NEED TO BE CHECKED. And you’re allowed a carry-on and a personal item. The personal item is a small purse. Maybe a laptop carrier. It is decidedly…

I want to star this more than once.

thank you. #ImWithHer