They both simultaneously and unknown to each other hired Joe Chill to kill the other for the insurance money. Joe thought it was a good “two birds with one stone” scenario and gunned them down at the same time, forgetting that each of the Waynes was going to pay him after the job was done. He felt pretty foolish after…

Thomas and Martha Wayne gun each other down in Crime Alley; Bruce, scarred by watching his parents simultaneously commit murder and be murdered, becomes Batman to prevent anyone else from becoming a parent.

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

I agree, but you make it sound like everything Python ever did was Seth MacFarlane-esque racist, sexist and homophobic jokes. In fact, most of it still holds up and is pretty neutral silliness, that actually more often makes fun of stiff squares. The stuff that doesn’t hold up is at least more “Well, those were…

That wasn’t really my point. My point is that rather than adapt his material for the 2018, Gilliam is still using jokes that would have been funny 40 years ago, aren’t funny today, and is blaming the critics for “being too sensitive”. He’s blaming the audience for not laughing at his dated humor. Would the “With It”…

I mean, I love Monty Python to death but even I’ll be the first to admit that some of their sketches aged horribly, particularly the transphobic Lumberjack Song. Comedy is always the first thing to age, hence why some tend to either adapt and the rest just continue with the same schtick like it’s the 70's and blame…

Not according to the precedence set by The United States v. Ashley Judd. 

“How can my client be guilty of murder when the “victim” continues to release new music on an annual basis?”

Doesn’t arresting someone for Tupac’s murder require Tupac to be dead though?

This is a microcosm of why we lose elections. We pick the most ridiculous hills to die on and while we are fighting each other over who is the purest, sweetest soul, the right-wing comes in, steals our lunch money, and normalizes white supremacy again.

Not even remotely.

So white people should be able to play black people because they’re actors. Blackface isn’t offensive, it’s acting.

Go fuck yourself.

Let Me In was a good movie.

I agree with you but you could’ve also stopped at the fifth word and I’d agree even harder

And all those ballerinas yelling out the N-word.

We should all boycott him until he fires Emile ‘ I love to strangle women' Hirsch

He was probably just overwhelmed by all the close-up shots of dancing ballerina feet.

Am I the only one tired of men and non-reproductive age women making all the decisions about abortion rights?

Spoiler alert: the nominee is not going to give a straight answer on Roe and that’s going to be good enough for her.