Sue Storm can be a real dick after she’s had a few.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

yeah, :( just when I was going to buy it, next time no second thoughts

yeah, :( just when I was going to buy it, next time no second thoughts

and now $23.35

and now $23.35

Why when i click it says 17 $??

Why when i click it says 17 $??

my worst Miss U.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Yeah, I don’t understand the hate expressed for certain places (such as the ENTIRE South) in so many articles here. I know that being biased against Southerners is one of the few “allowed” biases left (well, that and bias against overweight people), but come on, man. Give it a freaking rest.

You write great stuff most of the time. But this is tripe:

Hello. I love you.

Nonsense. Have you ever felt baby grip? If there were an index finger attached to a Saturn V rocket, those little fuckers could easily hitch a ride to the moon.

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

Remember, a nice tasteful brown shirt is preferred on election day. Leather bandoliers will not be provided, but can be purchased from eBay.

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

Help the Dear Leader root out the traitors. For God and Country!

Eww. Are those licorice jelly beans? You are one cold soul, Randilyn...

Her transformation into Winona Judd is going smoothly though.

Wait. Did you just say teen girl squad?!?!?!?!