if I could actually track one down, it’d be in there :)

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

For the same reason that I like driving my S30 Datsun or listening to Parliament Funkadelic-it’s an old school good time.

Yeah, Zeus is an asshole. I’m surprised there aren’t more hedge funds named after him.

Please! Anything that refers to a rash on a taint needs to stay in the grays, even in a Drew Magary post.

Nobody fucks with Zeus, but Zeus fucks with almost everybody’s wife... or pet... or farm animals... or...

I was always a fan of the not-washing things mentality until about a month ago when I got a fresh pair of boxers and a subsequent rash on my taint.

Fire is so important that Zeus saw fit to doom Prometheus to getting his innards eternally eaten by a hawk just for giving it to us humans. The only other things that come close to fire in terms of provoking godly wrath is eating an apple without permission and all-day breakfast.

what if I don’t care about the Black Keys?

I hate morning radio DJs with the passion of 1000 fiery hot suns. IT is just so freaking lame and pretentious, especially here in Los Angeles. I listen to the one (yes. There is only ONE), radio station that does not employ any DJs, so much as they have someone that drops by every so often to announce what concerts…

I agree with you for the most part, but the writer here described that her dog was snarling and generally NOT having what was going on. If your dog is in a situation that is clearly devolving into a fight, you get YOUR dog. Don’t touch the other dog- you may get bit or the crazy owner might try to start shit. You grab…

Mint flavoring belongs in one thing: mints. Mint cookies, mint liquors, mint milk, mint ice cream, mint chocolates are all garbage. I don’t want my cookies to taste like damn Certs, thank you very little.

They’re a stiff contender.

I thought I’d love to laugh at its problems along with everyone else, but the truth is I actually want to drive it now. It’s so much fun to drive when it is moving that I’m a little sad when it has to go to the dealer. Hopefully it’ll be smooth sailing after this. Yeah, right...

I never understood people playing FPS, why don’t they just join the army and shoot people.

I never understood people playing FPS, why don’t they just join the army and shoot people.

Might I interject what should be obvious? No 5-year-old is going to give a hoot in hell about how clever the cake is and how difficult it was to create. You are just a bunch of over-wrought grownups trying to show off to each other, and if you really gave a hoot-in-hell about the children, the cake would be chocolate…

They deserve any amount of humiliation that can be heaped on them. They are criminals who are so far getting away with defrauding the public of millions of dollars. Until the people in charge are in prison and have paid back what they stole from people, they should get zero respect, decency or anything else. I hope…

Wow. Am I the only who thinks this guy should be flagged or something. That's an extremely racist and derogatory term.