@AlphaGeek: Uh... are you super fat? I'm 5'10" and an XXL could easily double for a muumuu, on me.

Maybe this means someone will design a men's large t-shirt for those of us who aren't 6'5". I'd just like a large shirt that doesn't come down to my knees, is that too much to ask?

In order for my parents to buy me Super Mario Bros. 3, I had to get As in every subject on my report card, for the entire year of 4th grade.

@ifandbut: if you Hold L1 and press left and right on the control pad, you can select your target.

I would play this game (and Demon's Souls, which I traded in) if it had an actual pause button. I know that this was a design choice, but my bladder doesn't have a pause button, either, and it wins out over a video game.

Ken Burns just came.

I absolutely HATE the button layout. I wish there was a way to swap the L/R buttons, because using L1 to aim and R1 to shoot just feels super awkward.

@Taggart6: Or they could've gotten the guy who has ALWAYS done Duke's voice. Wait a minute...

#corrections

These two types of achievements are the main reason I have about a 50% complete on every game I've bought in the past couple of years.

I'm glad that the writers here don't shy away from profanity. Because seriously, who gives a shit? Everyone swears, it's about time people started embracing it.

Why are the people portraying Link in blackface?

I'm having a hard time not being drawn to his hairpiece.

I had the same experience when the game was released: I played through a couple of bosses, but I thought the controls were too awkward for the game to be enjoyable.

If this feature requires a new phone, I am going to punch Steve Jobs in the dick.

holy jesus, there is WAYYYYYYY too much info cluttering the screen.

Maybe it's just me, but those pictures really aren't helping to get the concept across. What the hell am I looking at? A shoe and two pieces of construction paper?

The shadows on the wall at the top left of the screen get slightly darker at the exact second he gets 'hit,' completely on their own (the swinging light doesn't affect it). It's fake, but cool looking.

Holy shit, New York Times, it's called Photomerge and Photoshop does it FOR YOU.

My tip is to not take too many photos that you miss out on the trip. Live in the now!