I’m not going to deny that states in the Northeast were racist as all get out in the 60's(and probably still today!) but I love the idea that racism was especially prevalent there.

Mariah always seems utterly boring and exhausting to me. I do not think she is nearly as fascinating as she seems to think she is and as far as I can tell she seems to have managed not to develop any real personality. She made a good shady comment once and people seem to like her songs in the past. I am not sure why…

I think I’ll save my $29 a month, thanks.

“see: her hideous outfits, which appear to come from Jessica Rabbit’s figure skating collection”

Her behavior about the reality show is so weird, like her recent interview with Ryan Seacreast. “We don’t call it a reality show, it’s not a reality show, I didn’t name it Mariah’s World, that wasn’t my decision.” Like...if you want to totally disavow being involved with it and have some sense that being on a “reality…

She convinced him that she should ring for a footman to bring bandages because the stalker had cut his hand on a crystal ashtray.

I do, too. But if I was using it something official, particularly something as prominent as a magazine cover, I would check first.

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

Everyone keeps talkin’ about how this Queen Liz is some great lady or somethin’. Have you seen her? She’s a 1. Maybe a 1 1/2 max. England needs to get themselves someone hot to be Queen. That Kate lady is pretty hot. I’d do her. I mean, she ain’t as hot as Ivanka, but who is?

I wonder how many people have said “Bloody hell, your majesty” and lived to talk about it.

I’m sure she’s glad somebody’s out there keeping an eye out — remember the intruder who got into her BEDROOM and sat down on the bed for a nice chat until somebody finally responded to her alarm button? She apparently kept her damn cool through that experience — being challenged outside the building probably made her…

Bless her sensible shoes.

Well, I suppose this guard got paid off well, because he’s definitely going to lose his job for blabbing to the press.

Also calling me an asshole for thinking a gay woman should call a homophobe a homophobe is quite the take.

All that and cowards. You want to take out your anger about Trump out on white people and you choose to go after someone with special needs four against one? Posting it to FB shows the intelligence we’re working with here. It’s hard to imagine any redemption for any of these four.

Every time I read about them I have to think about Tina and Amy’s joke at the Golden Globes:

And yet studies have shown women who attempt to negotiate their salary are less likely to be hired, receive negative performance reviews and are considered to be difficult. It’s not leadership or confidence when a woman does it, it’s ‘too aggressive’ or grating. Gendered expectations of behaviour are tricky and…

No lie, I vaped a ton of weed concentrate in the back row of the pirates of the Caribbean boat I was on, especially in all areas with fake smoke, very effective, 10/10 will do. again.

I would like to take a quick hiatus on life for a moment and just get high at Disneyland. That honestly sounds like the only way to do any kind of amusement park.

JUSTIN BEIBER YOU LITTLE SHIT.