Let’s face it, Mariah has been a messy diva since before the “Glitter” days. I wasn’t even surprised when this NYE thing happened. I honestly would have been kinda shocked if she went out and gave a tight show like a seasoned pro. That’s just not who she is.

The Kardashians marketed a usurious prepaid credit card that they were forced to stop hawking. So their brand is not sparkling.

She’s so fucking shady and trashy. She’s marrying into the perfect shady and trashy family.

See, this is what the Kardashians might be worried about when they worry about her damaging their brand...

This guy won’t be happy until they change the class to “Tits, Dirt, and Machinery: How to Be a Man.”

How would you describe Billy Bush?

How would you describe Billy Bush?

She sounded so bad we haven’t been able to talk about what she’s wearing. Does she know we can see her? I’m a hetero guy who knows nothing about fashion and I generally refrain from commenting on a person’s appearance, but what the HELL is she wearing? She looks like she’s a girl going to a white trash prom, except…

One of those people is Jenny McCarthy

Yeah, or even like “It was NYE, I was drunk. Oops!”

Yeah, what annoys me is the pretense that we are not looking at undiluted thirst. It’s transparent, so please don’t insult my intelligence by posting an obviously planned, carefully posed exhibition of ass and then writing something like, “Feeling so grateful for the sunrise today,” like your naked ass just happened…

“They wanted to try one last time to make things better, so they mailed Bey and Jay an invite to the Kardashian’s holiday party.”

She frankly came off better with “Shit happens” yesterday.

I’m actually on the other side of 35, I was speaking of past me. But the fact you think the ability to recognize a has-been has anything to do with age is lame. Her not being shit would still be true if I were 15, so have a seat with your randomly dismissive attitude. She hasn’t been shit for a long time and it…

To be fair I would have the same reaction to a man posting a similar picture. I have no issues with nudity, but I have issues with extreme and blatant THIRST.

Ugh, I have really been trying to check my reactions to women posting nude sexy pics on social media. I noticed my initial reaction was almost uniformly negative and I know that there is really no reason to react that way. In the sense of at most it should elicit disinterest, not actual dislike. Trying to be less…

Page Six reports that Carey’s team is allegedly saying the technical difficulties she faced were actually a deliberate sabotage by Dick Clark Productions, intended to drum up ratings.

The Beyoncé/Kim Kardashian feud supposedly continues though I’m sure at least one of those people has got better things to do.

After her anxiety dream New Year’s Eve performance, Mariah Carey said, “Shit happens.” Now she supposedly thinks, “Shit happens when everyone’s out to get you.”

She lasted longer than I would have if someone I didn’t recognize shoved a mic in my face and started shouting about famous hapa actor Emma Stone and a movie about the jitterbugging white saviors of jazz. And I have zero kids.