Like you, I don’t get what they can’t see in her. Racism is a hell of a drug.

That’s a great description, it sounds a lot like rural life in England except with less drinking.

I grew up in Dallas and a lot of what you described easily could have described my childhood. It’s a lot different now (even though I still live in the same area). I laugh about how much trouble we (or kids) would get into today if they tried to have bonfires at the lake like we did almost every weekend during…

That describes the South pretty accurately, too. Except we have y’all / you’uns, coke and a double-meaning “bless your heart.”  

Thank you! I liked coming up with how I want the tables to look, because that’s fun for me. But all the tiny details and the add ons that people INSIST are necessary (save the dates? How can you have a wedding without save the dates!? I don’t even think that’s legal!) aside from that though, yuck. I’m already over…

You could just go “It’s a surprise!” and cackle while tenting your fingers when people ask that.

Was the Taco Bell one a joke? Because I actually am invited to a wedding where Taco Bell will be served. Please tell me I am the only person who knows someone who expects me to shell out for a plane ticket to Pennsylvania, a hotel room, a gift, and time off from work - and be served an “oh my God, they’re so…

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

What is white culture? Serious question. I didn’t grow up around white people, and I don’t have many white people in my life other than work colleagues.

Gwyneth Paltrow is obviously ridiculous. Saying that white people don’t have culture is also ridiculous.

I laughed because this is sort of me :|

The Nordic Model works pretty well.

And how every time they resurface in our psyche, we feel indescribably soiled without having actually done anything wrong.

“[these moments] live on inside of us as shame.”

Drake cracks me up, he’s so calculating.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

I don’t know, it seems weird to me. I need time to process...

My teenage sister does that - she takes instagrams of her polaroids. She wears rugby sweaters and velvet chokers, she knows all the words to *NSYNC songs because it’s cool and ironic. Sometimes I just want to shake her and scream ‘LIVE IN THE NOW, GIRL, THE FUTURE IS GREAT’ but what can you do. Youths.