There was an Amphicar on my street when I was growing up, and a cannibal, I was more fascinated with the car

You had me until Dr. Phil.

Megatron! BMW M12/13/1,  1400hp 4 cylinder.

That lead gif though...

Mine will be home soon...

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

This is the most Irish thing ever.

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

Figures...

Yup, ice cold:

The confidence with which that guy pulls that apart shows how many of that trans he has done. Dude is just so casual about items that most would be laying out on a giant table in perfect order like it is surgery.

Ugh, in the middle of a debate online defending my position that a flash drive is not called a “USB” (I know, interneting is fun). My defense was that if you call something by what if plugs into we might as well call lamps “outlets”.

I’m as annoyed as everyone else at F1 right now (it’s truly in shambles) but Vettel did this to Alonso at Monza and I’ll never forget it. One of the best passes ever...certainly only one I remember from recent memory.

Had a thief in my office a few years back. Doesn’t matter how you marked your lunch, if there was something good in there, you had a half a chance of finding it missing. Even marking a bag “Medical specimen - Do not touch” didn’t help.

I just cut mine open to see what was inside.

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Look, I am an actual recovering alcoholic and if I can read (and comment) on articles about beer, the rest of the internet needs to grow the fuck up.

^^This^^

OK, I’ll ask: what’s with the hair?