This seems... Very un-Texas like. I really hope Florida doesn’t follow suit. You can still register just about anything with a VIN down here.

Utes, man. Why can’t Americans have utes?

My ‘99 S-10 does everything I need it to do; I just wish it did it more quickly.

I remember when small pickup trucks were everywhere, and yeah sometimes you need to pick up some mulch or edging bricks but you don’t want a daily driver that needs a spotter and the help of a tug boat to park.

Neutral: all I want is a performance oriented wagon with a stick. It’s the only car that is literally impossible to buy new in the U.S. CTS-V was the last of the breed.

Neutral: honestly, what I want for my daily-driver is something that has long-since disappeared from the American car market: a compact pickup.

Would you rather have alphanumeric?

And you just know some marketing guy at Ford was pushing for the small CUV to be called the “Excape” to fill out the line-up.

Those aren’t a Buicks, this is a Buick:

Funny, I always figured “Eclat” was the sound that an Eclair made when it hit the wall.

How long until Lotus calls a car the “Eclair”?

I’m a life-long Buick fanboy and I was trying to come up with something to say about this, but then I got distracted by the details of the condensation on my liquor glass and forgot. Where were we? Oh, something about 3800s, I guess.

They also eat dog.

Especially pre-facelift, the Encore looks like a Pokemon of a Buick.

The 2014 Audi sedan line-up was not particularly more enlightened than Buick’s current SUV one, as pointed out by Doug then. 

If you watch darbian’s run, you’ll notice he uses very few glitches. Three flagpole glitches and a glitch in 4-2. He’s definitely playing the game.

1960 Ford Frontenac, maple leaf and all.

Props for using a Canadian-market exclusive car model for the cover image.

quebec in general and montreal in specific can be super touchy about their language laws, so he probably got lit up for not immediately following up with “toute le monde danse, maintenant!”

So if it’s something you don’t like it’s automatically junk, right? GFY.