Reminds me of Pokemon opponents. The game will have you battle “Youngster Joey” instead of “Joey, the Youngster”, and “Bug Catcher Dale” instead of “Dale, the Bug Catcher”. So this is just “Miyamoto Shigeru” instead of “Shigeru, the Miyamoto”.

“I have a fan base that ranges from four to thirteen,” Siwa said. “Those kids are young. Those kids are so young, and people on Instagram comments use such bad language. I don’t want the five-year-olds on their mom’s phone looking at those.”

First gear: Things always seem to turn out badly whenever companies use market share as a goal.

I place the blame squarely on his footwear.

Not at all on-topic, but the Mirage sure seems to come in a lot of fun colors. I really like that blue in the lead image.

It... looks like the only low part of his car is the mud flaps. Can’t he just take those off?

It’s not even a cute rabbit.

My old LEGO police station came with a jail that was made out of bricks in that color. That’s what that paint reminds me of, LEGO jail.

On the bright side, it’s in his van and not tossed out the window like people tend to do in my neighborhood.

: /

If I were super rich, I’d buy some of this property, raise it up, and have a cool little island in thirty years.

I’m glad to have confirmation on this. I thought it was a reference to Home Alone, but I wasn’t sure if they had used the same actual footage.

Individual pokemon have just always been referred to as ‘it’. I don’t think I saw any gendered pronouns used in the main games until Sun & Moon came out.

I thought Trailblazers were supposed to be bigger than Blazers... or maybe I’m just used to my mom’s EXT model. Which, by the way, has the inline-six and will tow a pretty big boat.

Darn it, I clicked on this article specifically to make that comment.

The MySpace pages of old were pretty bad, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some awful Tumblr themes.

After all that effort, they couldn’t find three wheels that all faced the same direction?

It looks weird with the main design being on the inner side of the shoe instead of facing outward.

3rd gear/Neutral: Isn’t a Corvette the sort of “dream car” you’d want to special order, rather than buying what’s already on the dealer lot? If I’m going to buy a $50k+ car, I don’t think I’d want to settle on anything but the perfect configuration.

China gets PURPLE Buicks?! We’re missing out.