You could always import foreign market “Mohave” badging. Then it sounds like a Jeep model!

How fast was that guy trying to reverse?

Rear not tall enough.

1st gear: If it has all-wheel drive and is available in “don’t look at me” grey, I’m sure it will sell like hotcakes.

Is that first interior shot a real photograph? It looks like an untextured 3D model.

Yes, but is greninja any better?

I love factory decals.

There’s something timeless about that interior, I like it a lot.

What about cars that have the license plate shape built in to the bumper?

This is a car blog, why would we be discussing actual problems here?

Your classmates were crap.

Sakurai stays till 10pm every night to make sure nobody sneaks this weirdo onto the roster.

You know, you’re right. At first I thought it was just a one-way road with a split section, but there’s a blue car on the left approaching from the opposite direction. This whole thing is a disaster waiting to happen.

Their “SUV” forgot the “U”. Sure, it can drive on dirt, but it doesn’t look like it’ll be carrying much or towing anything. It’s an SUV like a Lancia Stratos is an SUV.

But now you’ve got cars traveling the wrong way around the roundabout!

I don’t really mind vinyl roofs from the factory, but the aftermarket ones are just awful, because you can always see all the screws and those strips of chrome never line up right.

I like that yellow.

If you want true meh, go for the Kia minivan that looked exactly like a slightly shrunken Windstar, whose name I cannot recall.

I’ve been considering one of these tow-hook plate holders on my car, but I’m concerned about having that bumper cap removed full-time. Is salt and road gunk gonna get in there and rot the bumper from the inside out? Is it okay for the bumper’s inner foam to be exposed to the elements? Or is this stuff not really going…