I just looked up an image of the Pontiac Sunrunner, and... wow. They just kinda glued a circle with a Pontiac logo onto the existing grille. It’s sorta sad.

Wow, I’ve never actually seen photos of the Impulse, so I always assumed it looked the same as the Geo Storm. The front end on the Isuzu is way nicer, as is the body color instead of black around the windows. GM sorta ruined it.

I still enjoy Homestar. Funny thing is, now a good portion of the cartoons have been migrated to YouTube, and the comment sections are full of people who have no clue that they were made fifteen years ago.

I just pray that they actually call it Cien and not some forgettable three-character acronym.

Let’s make it a Buick. Put the portholes on the rear fender.

Wow. Sold in the US for eight years and I’ve never heard of the thing.

I’m not into the car too much, but yeah, those taillights are outstanding.

Someone I know told me they got a letter from the dealer offering original MSRP to buy back their three-year-old Dart. Either something scammy’s going on, or maybe Chrysler jumped the gun on discontinuing their small cars.

I liked the look of the Syclone, but... if you’re going to swap out the engine, why not use a regular Sonoma? The engine is what makes the Syclone special.

Too old for a hatchback? There’s this elderly lady near where I work who drives around in one of those early 90s Civic hatchbacks that are always all tuner’d out by now.

My last year trick-or-treating was in 9th grade, but most of the kids my age had stopped a year or two earlier. I started to feel funny about it around the time I’d ring the doorbell and be given candy by one of my classmates.

It is sorely lacking in the rear window louver department.

I was about to write that the thing keeping me away from the 370Z is the oddly-shaped headlights. But then I scrolled back up to look at the picture one more time, and it finally hit me: Those weird parts that stick off them look like little eyelashes! That’s adorable! Now I do kinda want one, but I just bought a BRZ s…

I’m surprised at the lack of PaRappa the Rapper. I thought he was, like, the PS1's mascot by this point.

That Oldsmobile font just screams “late 80s/early 90s” to me, I don’t know why.

As a kid, the highlight of mall visits was playing the N64 demo games at Sears. You’d walk in the door, and the loooooooong aisle stretched out before you, with the N64 demo screen staring back at you from the opposite end of the store.

I know Angel Hernandez’s name, which means he is probably a bad umpire.

Man, I had a coworker carpool with me for a month or so, and I had to replace the passenger door bushings afterward from the way he leaned on that poor door to enter and exit the vehicle.

It looks like they took an 86 and uglied it up a bit.

The only thing I don’t like about winter driving is the other drivers. And the salt.