Ah, you’re probably right then. I never knew they had a name.

Are they supposed to be crying? I thought they were, like, counting to ten for hide-and-seek or something.

Why is the ‘57 the most remembered? It’s the tailfins.

One time a large potted cactus was tipping over and I instinctively stuck my arm out to catch it. No serious injury, but certainly fits the ‘dumb’ qualifier.

Focus Active. Transit Connect. EcoSport. Ford names sound so... clinical. I guess they’re still a LITTLE better than alphanumerics, but not by a whole lot.

I could see the Fiesta as a tiny, tiny pickup truck that they would never allow us to enjoy here in the US.

I’ve got the same truck at 240,000 miles. Guess I’ve got some upcoming repairs to look forward to.

Magma Orange makes me want to drink orange soda, so it wins.

I’m a little confused about this question: “...aren’t all white people indoctrinated as racists in America?”

A ‘59 Beetle cost the equivalent of $14,000? Considering a new Fiat 500 starts at $14,999, it’s amazing how much cheaper technology has gotten.

Pretty sure that’s an Equinox, dude.

If there was only one kind of car to replace all of them, it would have to hold a lot of people, hold a lot of things, tow a lot of things, and be able to drive offroad. It would, unfortunately, be a crew cab long bed dually pickup truck.

I like talking with people, but I am terrible at coming up with things to say. I get along great with chatterboxes who can happily keep rolling in an entirely one-sided conversation.

It’s reached the point where I don’t even pick up the phone if the caller isn’t in my contacts. Lowly telemarketers have managed to make mankind’s greatest communication achievement useless.

I think I like it better than my 20th anniversary version.

I’ve got the Game Boy Pocket version of that “color”.

Interesting, Garfield’s kart is sponsored by Blue’s Clues.

I’ve got this game, and I’m confused about how they emulated the Twisted microgames. Does the 3DS have a gyroscope feature I was unaware of? Did any other games use it?

Yeah, those darn millennials!

This is all irrelevant because most people in the 80s just called it a Nintendo.