Our family’s ‘92 Shadow base model lasted over 375,000 miles, basically only had to replace the muffler (several times). Drove fine, all the way to the junkyard.

My dad had a 2-door Shadow from 1992 to 2005, in a nice Electric Blue. I’d love to have one someday, it’s a car that I immediately associate with my childhood.

That steering wheel looks like the seat of someone’s pants.

I kiiinda like these, but mostly just because I had one as a starter car in Gran Turismo 2 and Gran Turismo 5. (The Gran Turismo 2 version was just a name swap from the Nissan Primera... buying racing modifications for it even gave you the blatant “PRIMERA” touring car paint job featured in this article.)

My dad was driving his friend’s Chevette in the 80s and the gear shifter came out of the floor while he was driving. He handed it to his friend and continued the rest of the drive in second gear.

I just want a teeny little window that shows me what time it is and sometimes what radio station is playing.

Aggressive? That dog looked like it was having a great time. You probably could’ve gotten it off that bumper with a squeaky toy or a stern tone of voice.

Are you in England? I’ve heard “Wonderful Christmas” is like the national Christmas anthem over there.

At some point, all winter-focused songs just sorta became “Christmas songs”.

The two middle cars look like they’re smiling for the camera and I can’t unsee it.

Honestly, if I drove a Mazda 6, I’d probably put foreign badging on it. Number names are just so dull.

Somebody tell this to any host on a 24-hour news network. So often when my parents have the news on, I’ll see the host welcome a guest and then only allow that guest to get three half-sentences in over the course of the entire “discussion”.

I’m a flipper. Easier to pick up, and gets those delicious toppings maximum tongue exposure.

The Ford Aspire is among the saddest-looking cars ever built.

Generic Lego figures are yellow. That’s like getting upset that there are no black Minions.

The rally lights make it look a million times better.

I stopped subscribing to Motor Trend when I noticed that the “Special Offer Just For You” re-subscription reminder that they attached to the front cover of my final issue actually had a higher price than the general subscription application in the middle of every magazine.

My phone just updated to 7 last night.

I hate that vertically-stacked clock on the lock screen.

I’m not a huge fan of the headlights, but a lot of the other details actually improve things that I didn’t like about the original car.

Actually, Rolls-Royce lets you specify the star layout you want.