The opening gif left me disappointed that they don’t actually light up.

Drivers who don’t accelerate to highway speeds until they’ve already merged onto the highway. That’s what that long onramp was for!

I just wish they could come up with a more interesting substitute than that block C.

The outside looks wonderful. But the inside appears to have an automatic transmission, a dangerous touch screen, and an emergency brake that is electronic and therefore useless in an emergency.

My grandparents bought a Journey. They wanted something new, cheap, and AWD.

Mercury always disappointed me because they had some of the coolest model names in the business, but the cars they were attached to were barely differentiated from their Ford equivalents.

Cars painted in actual colors! What a sight for sore eyes.

I stare at a screen all day for work, and I stare at a screen all night for fun. During the in-between time, I don’t want to see another screen.

I feel like seeing these pictures has helped me finally *understand* this car.

So can we have small pickups yet?

I like cars with names that aren’t locker combinations.

Nah, look at the photo again. It’s to the ASTON MARTINth power.

Hey, I just replaced the disintegrated vacuum lines in my S10 the other day! And yeah, my A/C hasn’t worked in years. Other than that, great truck. Just hit 200,000 miles. Only current problem is a ticking noise, probably an exhaust leak somewhere.

Sounds like a pretty interesting project. Expensive project, but interesting project.

Well, they could put it on the tops of their door locks or in the handles of their window cranks.

I like Honda’s wheels a lot better lately. Much better than the “my hubcaps fell off” design of the older CR-Vs and Elements.

In baseball, the position of the basepath can change several times over the course of a play. I think cars are sort of the same way. If you change the engine, and just the engine, then you still have the same car. Eventually, the new engine becomes a part of that car, and if you have to change some other large unit,…

I had it, and I miss it.

One small, picky thing that bugs me about the current Civic is that the front end is pretty sleek and aerodynamic, but then the emblem in the grill is standing up perfectly vertically. I feel like it should be tilted back a little bit.

Crossover? How is that not just a hatchback? Thing’s got about as much ground clearance as my dad’s old Sebring.