“We’ve had years of exciting blockbuster Marvel films where impossible things happen and major statements about humanity are made but NOW it’s time to draw the line, folks. Because, uh, reasons. Yeah, reasons!”

First of all, everything makes conservatives feel threatened. It’s what they do.

Not to be pedantic, but your description is more apt for an embryo. A fetus has all the organs differentiated enough to allow development of a viable human being. I think the current record for early birth of a viable fetus is 21 weeks, Amillia Taylor, and she is alive and well at the age of 11, though the chances of…

Republicans are doing a masterful job of confirming that, yes, they are the party that doesn’t give a wet fart about innocent, dead children.

Or, instead of forcing people to do huge amounts of digging for information that is intentionally obfuscated by dealers and manufactures and then necessitating so much checking for loop holes and fine print that you need to hire a consultant like Tom just to find out the real fucking price of the car you’re dropping…

MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

They’ll get my copy of Grand Theft Auto V when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

The Furry Convention of Politics with lots of young men in awkward conversations about eating oysters and snails with older men in Tricorner hats.

Jesusfuckingchrist I wish they’d bring the banhammer down on this asshole. He’s NOTHING but insults and shit-stirring.

How much are the Russians paying you to be this derisive? Or are you some alt-right troll trying to get everyone to at each others throats. You’ve really got the strawman ultra-left winger thing down but it’s a little too extreme to be believable. Why don’t you give it a rest for a bit and let everyone have a…

I agree with your position on guns absolutely, and I’d love to see them all banned and taken away from the dude you’re arguing with. But actually you’re the one in this thread that is making it all about himself. This is one of the most jaw-dropping displays of histrionics I have ever seen online, and that’s really…

There’s nothing I can say that will change your mind. I’m clearly beyond redemption in your eyes, so this response is just me pissing into the wind.

It’s necessary to let people from Red America lead the way

If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it is that guns have become a cultural flash point in a nation that is unequal and divided

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Any more background on her? From what I understand she did all this globe trotting on her own ticket, has a Harvard background and is essentially well off enough to pursue this farce.

Ok cool well and good. But when is this happening?

Beautiful. Establish the parameters of the criminal activity and test your case with the people nobody is inclined to defend in the court of public opinion. Secure a couple convictions and maybe get them to talk too. Then when you throw out a collusion charge, there is an underlying crime to tie it back to. There are…