AS A MAN THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY

“These goddamn coastal elitists,” I say to my driver as he works his way through traffic on the Mall. My phone rings. A quick glance at the screen and I reach for the privacy barrier controls. “It’s Jenna Bush, I have to take this.”

It’s a good play on words, but probably not true unfortunately

Queen

Anybody who emails you to tell you how tough they are... isn’t.

This toast smells like shit!

This guy needs to take some lessons from the master:

FUCKING IN THE BOX

The only people who believe he’s innocent are never going to believe anything else, but his approval rating is proof that sitting on our hands isn’t even smart politically. The truth is that he committed impeachable offenses. Knowing that and doing nothing makes dems look cowardly and ineffective.

There aren’t any conservative Republicans left in office - they’re all conspiracy-chasing lunatics at this point. The Democrats are the liberal AND conservative party at this point, which explains much of their infighting.

I can’t read a Ben Shapiro quote without hearing it in Shapiro voice, and it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard.

No contest.

I really like it, it saves space but also allows you to give us ALL THE PICTURES

“Almost everyone misuses the word socialism”

Is it cognitive elitism to think we shouldn’t elect idiots?

You don’t have to agree with Afrika Bambaataa or anyone else about what constitutes hip hop, but you demonstrate your ignorance when you scare quote “the four elements of hip hop” and act like it’s some new idea. In fact, it “Just reeks of someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about trying to appear as if they…

“So says this guy” wasn’t a hot take, it was ignorant of the subject matter.

“As a leading spokesman for the hip-hop generation, Bambaataa delineated the four elements of hip-hop as rapping, DJing, breakdancing and graffiti-writing, giving the manifold trends of late seventies minority youth in New York City a definitive coherence.”

edit: my initial reaction was... unkind. Google “the four elements of hip hop” and you’ll learn some stuff

This was straight fire. Nice work, Drew.