Somebody do the butterfly meme.

A salad with salmon, and if they’ve got it today this fantastic miso vinaigrette. The cafeteria at work is so good!

If you haven’t had one before, an SSD will be the most immediately obvious upgrade you can buy. 10-second cold boots and most programs launch nearly instantly. In terms of day-to-day use I don’t think any other component comes close.

Hmm, comment section seems broken. Or is it just the commenters? 😂

“Change, huh? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA, KELLY??”

There are entire industries sustained by that fear, from the firearms manufacturers themselves to home-security companies, media conglomerates and “healthy” woo-peddlers. Fear sells, and as a culture we value sales above our own wellbeing.

He’s a Major League talent.

“I love the Bible and I love the Constitution, despite having read or followed neither.”

Tim Tebo-*punches self in face*

Normally when someone is this wrong about something I suggest they read up a bit and get back to me, but you FOLLOW YOUR OWN CODE, so that isn’t likely to happen. Instead, consider that your interpretation of something isn’t the one that defines that thing for everyone else, and that for an idea as well-considered as…

If the only rules you follow are your own you aren’t lawful anything.

It’s like real-life Where’s Waldo with a mariachi soundtrack.

Hannity’s Razor: the theory that best confirms Sean Hannity’s preconceptions is the correct one, regardless of evidence, likelyhood or the immutable physical laws of the universe.

It’s hard to find a movie about the mafia without a casino, just like it’s hard to find a casino without the mafia.

Putin’s oligarch club never would have backed Trump if they thought there was a chance in hell he’d actually get elected. Their risk of exposure went waaay up, and now instead of a loudmouthed idiot partner they have a loudmouthed idiot PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES partner. And the money’s all in real…

Speaking from personal experience, doing stupid shit and consequences for doing stupid shit don’t always go together when and how we expect. To put it another way, a longer rope means more time to think “I’m getting away with this!” as you’re falling, but it also means you’re going a whole lot faster when the rope…

A is obviously a threat to free speech, and even suggesting it proves you are a cultural Marxist postmodernist Bolshevik alt-left Antifa Hilary-loving soft on crime open-borders third wave feminist who hates America and freedom, which should be illegal. The angry swastika-wearing young men who are definitely not nazis…

I’m in:

No offense, but [it doesn’t matter what you put here, you’re going to sound like an asshole].