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He and Obama have the paddle-shifter ear thing going on, but Obama is able to think with his mouth closed so that’s all on Bush

This is making me feel things

If you’re dumb enough to put spaces before your periods you’re dumb enough to hang your ass out in an email to a stranger. I mean, IQ is a social construct but dumb is real.

“YOU were a mistake!” - your mom

The lie is implicit because it’s required to connect Batman’s utterance to the context in which it was made. He didn’t tell a lie, but he’s clearly duplicitous. I mean, he’s also wearing a batsuit, so “I’m not trustworthy” is sort of a given?

“Think you can handle the equipment?”

Michelle Wolf, leaving the WHCD:

Toxic masculinity is a cultural illness we need to overcome.

Trump’s legal team:

Hey buddy, get in line!

Well, you’ve got all my hobbies covered! When can I move in?

And “oh hey fuck the elites, amirite?”

How does SHS sit through that set and come out with “I should wear less eyeshadow” as the top takeaway?

One thing to note is his claim about the rush of young people at the border is total bullshit. DACA applies to minors who were under 16 when they entered the country and arrived before June 15, 2012.

A right to sex is fucking rediculous. There’s no formulation of such a right that wouldn’t violate autonomy. Sex requires consent, otherwise it isn’t sex.

SHS made a baby, and is therefore above criticism. When can I expect your apology?

“In short, there’s simply no reason for us to participate in something that casts our profession in a poor light,” Finkelstein wrote to Thomas Emma, executive director of the WHCA. He continued “that’s why we’ve chosen to boycott the White House press briefings, reject access journalism, and hold this administration

“Look at that neck! He’s like a swan. I wish I had a neck.”

You can say his whole name without moving your lips. Even his name is for lazy people.