It’s a complicated case, Marge. A lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous...

The fucking dog has fucking papers, dude.

tl;dr: tariffs make things more expensive and hurts the economy.

I mean yeah, but then I’d have to go on twitter

I guess it read enough like an actual Bret Stephens article that I didn’t put it together. HamNo and others giving the Brave Conservative kudos definitely felt satirical. It’s more fun feeling like you’ve been had when someone jumps out and says “GOTCHA!” : /

Is March 6 the new April Fools Day? I feel confused and ashamed

I’m still an idiot, what clued you in?

Bubbles don’t look like bubbles until they burst. Also, it seems like you’re positing that we shouldn’t take the risks posed by climate change seriously because tech workers are buying houses, but that seems like an awfully long bet to make based on a pretty slim argument. Do you think it’s inevitable that we’ll solve…

I wonder what the Venn diagram of “people who think welfare is for lazy losers” and “people who think paying college athletes based on market value is unfair to less skilled athletes” looks like.

“...temp agency for tall people”

Home uniforms will include integrated water wings

These yahoos are not known for their top-tier stategery

>distinct disadvantage of lower ride height

“So... what would you say you DO here.”

Ask Halliburton and the others on this list:

THIS. They’ve been using the same playbook for 50 years, but the current crop are too entitled to hide it. If we don’t kick them the fuck out now we may never get another chance.

“We are here and they will get to know us.”

Trump’s entire worldview can be summed up as “daddy please love me”

“We’re friends from the ghost cosplay club”